790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

May misfortune follow us the rest of our lives, but never catch up.

Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men’s heads.

The third message was from my mother. ‘Why me?’ she said. ‘Why do I have to have a daughter who finds dead bodies? Where did I go wrong? Emily Beeber’s daughter never finds dead bodies. Joanne Melanowski’s daughter never finds dead bodies. Why me!’ News travels fast in the Burg.

I think money isn’t any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

Diesel grinned. “You have a choice. You can be the stupid inferior female or the stupid powerful female.” “How about if I’m just myself?” Diesel glanced at Ranger. “I’m not going to touch that one.” Ranger shook his head. “I’ll pass.” “Funny,” I said. “Very funny.

Mystery creates wonder, and wonder is the basis of man’s desire to understand.

Howie’s doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie’s been on a diet he’s gained three.

'Troublemaker' is not an adaptation of 'Metro Girl' or 'Motor Mouth.' It is an original story. The hardest part was probably trying to keep the sound true to the novels. I always write in first person, and it was important to us that the readers of 'Metro' and 'Motor' be comfortable with the change over to a graphic novel.

'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if you're hooked into 'Ranger,' you're reading it for the romance.