18 Quotes by Janet Street-Porter

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me.

I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I’m A Celebrity. I’d rather watch a goldfish bowl.

I’ve owned more sofas than I’ve had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn’t have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

Sometimes I’ve looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn’t look better as a hat.

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way.