26 Quotes by Jarett Kobek

But who the fuck are the dinosaurs reviewing books on websites?Losers!Who reads books?Nobody!Who uses a website?Nobody!It’s all smartphones now.

What disturbs and compels about pornography is not the sex, which is always a snooze, but that the medium addresses every social issue in the absolute wrong way. Not long after any social event or trend, a pornographic response emerges. It will be incredibly creepy and wrong headed, an underbelly view of public life via the worst excesses of capitalism in which the answer to every social problem is the commodification of desire.

Sometimes it feels like there are only eleven people in the world and the rest are paste.

You can’t stop the gears of capitalism. But you can always be a pain in the ass.

Loyalty is the world’s only currency and it depreciates constantly.

Both of Tolkein’s books were about elves, wizards and magic. Both books were read by morons. Both books had been turned into a series of idiotic films featuring a lot of flatulence.

JACK KIRBY is also the central personage of this novel because this is not a good novel. This is a seriously mixed-up book with a central personage who never appears. The plot, like life, resolves into nothing and features emotional suffering without meaning.

Wars were giant parties for the ruling elites, who sometimes thought it might be great fun to make the poor kill each other.

He was also one of the twelve Presidents of the United States to own slaves, which is a larger figure than the number of Presidents who had beards.