109 Quotes by Jason Alexander

"The downside of being a celebrity is that people kind of know about you, and you really don't need them to know about you - you need them to know about your work."

"The mandate of our show is to find what makes us laugh. We had tough shoes to fill for this role, and finding someone to fit the character of Jeffrey was a challenge, if not a miracle. But when miracles happen, you don't question them."

"People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live."

"Television, in particular, doesn’t look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star."

"As George Costanza would say, when they’re applauding, stop."

"I’m always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."

"I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee."

"Israel is near and dear to my heart."

"Boston was a great town to go to college in. Maybe that’s why there’s so many colleges there. I love the town, and I loved Boston University."

"Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I’m the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know."