109 Quotes by Jason Alexander

"Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened."

"Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'"

"Really, the golden egg of doing a series is that you cross that very stupid bridge that says 'Name Actors Only' in casting sessions. All of a sudden, you become a name actor; it gives you marquee value. That's all that a series does."

"I was the teenage kid growing up in New Jersey watching the Tony Awards and thinking, 'Oh, maybe if I'm lucky I'll make it to Broadway by the time I'm 40!'"

"I was heavy as a kid. I mean, I kind of got it together for a while there in my 20s and early 30s."

"Theater is very much the world I'd like to get back to, particularly in New York, both as an actor and director."

"I was a shy and insecure kid and didn't know quite where I fit."

"Most of the musical film work that I have done has been in this realm of what I think of as real family entertainment."

"We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' I've stolen as much of the 'Seinfeld' crew as I could to give me a hedge."

"You know, because of the lack of budget, we had to find neighborhoods where time had stopped - kind of stuck in the '50s. And no place had that better than Staten Island."