109 Quotes by Jason Alexander

"I'm a singer and performer in a hybrid show that's standup, music and audience participation."

"In New York, the theater is a destination point. In Los Angeles, no matter how provocative, how successful, how star-studded the theater event may be, it is, at best, a second-class citizen."

"I guess the Reagan era is defined as the 'I want it all for me, and screw everybody else' era."

"I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two weight problems - two health problems because of your weight. Please do something.'"

"If I could really move my career much more into predominantly directing, I would jump at that."

"I do think that the days of gathering around a television set that functions merely as a television set, to receive a live broadcast of some networked programming, those days are probably numbered."

"I cannot tell people who are struggling that I come first. I just cannot."

"Comedy lives on in the web and TV, but nobody's pressing comedy albums anymore."

"The greatest part of the job was... that was for nine years it was a pleasure to go to work."

"And New York needs no explanation. I mean, if you come from Sandusky, Ohio or West New York, New Jersey, you have to start explaining."