191 Quotes by Jason Bateman

Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.

Things are going better now than ever, but in 24 months? I could be hearing crickets.

I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.

I'd worked so hard that by the time I was 20, I wanted to play hard. And I did that really well.

Starting at age 10, my personality and my identity all stemmed from employment. I had a set to be at. I was a certain way with the cameraman, a certain way with the makeup lady - a normal, routine environment.

My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.

The comedy community is very friendly right now. I think that's why you see all the synergy and people doing each other's movies.

I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of girlfriends, and vice versa, but you never get tired of your friends.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.