29 Quotes by Jason Jones

Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback's name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one day.

People feel really uncomfortable when there's silence.

I've been very fortunate in my life.

With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun of.

Who doesn't want to be in the pictures?

For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion.

I don't really have any apps!

Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.'

Network was just never the right fit with what I think is funny.