48 Quotes by Jason Sudeikis

Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

I don't know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards.

I haven't really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they're from a different time and era.