48 Quotes by Jason Sudeikis

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

I didn't really want to be an actor when I was growing up - I wanted to be whatever I was reading about or seeing at the time. When I read The Firm I wanted to be a lawyer; when I saw Top Gun, I wanted to be a fighter pilot. So that's why acting probably turned out to be a good thing for me because I get to be people for five minutes or 90 minutes. I'd be curious to see if I had the attention span to be like those guys on 30 Rock and play the same character season after season,

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

I haven’t really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee.

That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else.

I’m not buying a boat because of writing skits.

Each experience I go through – marriage, my public life, my personal life – I’m learning as I go.

The person that always comes to mind, and it’s odd now because we’ve become pals, is Ben Folds. I’ve always considered him like a musical older brother, from afar, in the sense that I always felt I had a much better understanding of what he was singing about five years after I was listening to it.