265 Quotes by Jay Kristoff

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    Truth is, there’s no difference between your nethers and mine. Aside from the obvious, of course. But one doesn’t carry any more weight than the other. Why should what’s between my legs be considered any smarter or stupider, any worse or better?

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    AIDEN: DID WE NOT ESTABLISH THIS DURING YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS ON THE BRIDGE? YOU CANNOT HOPE TO MATCH ME. MY COMPUTATIONAL POWER IS ALMOST INCALCULABLY SUPERIOR TO YOURS. TO ONE SUCH AS MYSELF, YOU ARE THE INTELLECTUAL EQUIVALENT OF PROTOZOA.Zhang: True. But I have something you and protozoa don't. AIDEN: AND THAT IS?Zhang: Hands, mother------.

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    Mia stayed where she was, distrust plain in her eyes."I've got tea," Mercurio sighed. "And cake."The girl covered her growling belly with both palms.". . . What kind of cake?""The free kind."Mia pouted. Licked her lips and tasted blood."My favorite."And she took the old man's hand.

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