53 Quotes by Jay Mohr

After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm looking forward to talking sports, connecting with listeners, and interviewing amazing guests every day, while being a part of the FOX Sports Radio family. It was worth the wait.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.