53 Quotes by Jay Mohr

I didn’t want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren’t strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That’s not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.

After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn’t be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I’m looking forward to talking sports, connecting with listeners, and interviewing amazing guests every day, while being a part of the FOX Sports Radio family. It was worth the wait.

I’m oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

I wasn’t the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn’t shut up.

What I like about stand-up is, it’s truthful. I’m not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I’m up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier.

I’d go back, yeah. I don’t care, I got a kid, man – I’ll sell tampons. I mean, there’s no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

But if applause throws off your timing, then you’re not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

Marc Maron’s podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that’s that.