22 Quotes by Jaye Wells

My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. “Good Lord!” I said without thinking. A forked penis will do that to a girl. He glanced down at the appendage and smiled knowingly. “Once you go demon you never go back.

What?" my partner asked suddenly.I jumped, guilty at having been caught staring. But, hell, I thought, might as well ask. "Are you two--you know?" I made a vaguely obscene gesture with my fingers.He stopped walking so fast I was shocked he didn't get whiplash. "What?"I waved toward the building. "You and Shandi."Instead of answering, he threw his head back and brayed like the jackass he was.

Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

I only believed in three things: my right fist, my left fist, and my gut.

What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, ‘Kidnapped Mancies Here,’ ” he said.

I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker." "Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".

He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?

Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.