97 Quotes by Jean Kerr

Oh, wouldn’t it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people – with agents.

I don’t grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can’t pick out the verbs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.

I'm congenitally vague.

Nobody ever wrote better about domestic things than Robert Benchley.

It's easier to write about what you know. I wouldn't write about a Wall Street broker, for example.

Affairs have been going on since Tolstoy.