97 Quotes by Jean Kerr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind