97 Quotes by Jean Kerr

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    The real menace in dealing with a five-year -old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old

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    I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?

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    I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

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    Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

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    I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

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    It takes at least one to make a marriage.

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    I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

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    Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

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