45 Quotes by Jeanne Calment

[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

I wait for death and journalists.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.