438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.