438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.