438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love dolls clothes.

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

Between New York and LA, there’s 200 million people that aren’t hip, and they don’t want to be hip.

You find out that all this stuff you’ve accumulated, you could care less about it. It’s just the relationships that matter.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don’t ever get into this really thinking you’re gonna make it.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn’t really make me mad any more.

If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

Country music is about new love and it’s about old love.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.