438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don’t really ask too much about what you’re eating.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more.

If you’ve ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you’re either gay, or married.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn’t do it because I read the script.

There’s a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

As an individual, as a household, you can’t spend more money than you’re bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we’re on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light.

If your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Thank God I’m at that point in my career where I don’t have to take stuff that I don’t really want to do.