438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

I’m very lucky in that I’ve gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, “You can only do one,” I’d think it would be stand-up. I think it’s the coolest job in the world.

If you don’t have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job – primer red and primer gray.

I know God is real.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet Ms. Right.

You might be a redneck if…your home has more miles on it than your car.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.