62 Quotes by Jeff Johnson

I guess a couple of extra threes would have been big. There isn't much you can say when you get open looks. We just need to keep working.

I have to tell her to slow down sometimes.

I can't think of a worse place to put a church,

You can't put anything on the record, because we can't conduct business.

This is one where everybody can declare victory and go home.

The fires in the vicinity of our field operational areas are out. At this time, the critical path item for bringing production back on-line appears to be the restoration of electric service in the area.

Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman’s lower back. Also referred to as a “California bumper sticker.” The germans refer to this as “arschgeweih,” which translates as “ass antler.” Bravo!

There is very little that is natural left in people when they stray from the cities. Day hiking in Gore-Tex with a bag of trail mix and a cell phone in a fanny pack and a bottle of iced chai tea clipped to your belt isn’t actually natural, it’s tourism, or worse, voyeurism.