333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Potter, coincidence got my vote.

Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter

¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el proceso por el cual vaciábamos nuestra demencia al pozo oscuro del inconsciente quedando así listos para levantarse a la mañana siguiente y a desayunarnos con cereales en lugar de hacerlo con los niños del vecino? -Dexter

Is that why you're crying?"(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see."I skipped over the image of anyone seeing her hormones and tried to focus on the heart of the matter.

Because no matter how far you may travel, you are what you are, and even when you are flying at thrilling new heights, circling the sun and thinking you belong in the halo of that perfect golden light, you do not. The wings always melt, and you always crash-land in your same old self.

If you believe that God makes miracles you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.

But it's different for a girl, and Astor is at the age- It's not too dry, is it?" She said, frowning at my plate."It's perfect," I said."It is dry; I'm sorry. So I thought maybe if you would talk to her," Rita finished. I truly hoped she meant talk to Astor and not the pork chop.

I took pride in being the best-dressed monster in Dade County. Yes, certainly, he chopped up that nice Mr. Duarte, but he was so well dressed! Proper clothing for all occasions - by the way, what did one wear to attend an early morning decapitation? A day-old bowling shirt and slacks, naturally. I was à la mode. But aside from this morning's hasty costume, I really was careful. It was one of Harry's lessons: stay neat, dress nicely, avoid attention.

At nineteen, I certainly didn't know the answer, although I already knew more about death than most of the other pimple-ridden pudding heads in my sophomore class at the University of Miami.