333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

I need quiet and solitude to work. Darkness is best. If I am wide awake, I can't write.

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.

If you look at the primitive societies that we know about, the worst thing that could have happened to you was to be captured and be turned over to the women.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

If you look at Victorian England, being a soldier was considered a noble profession.

Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children?

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

I know a lot of law officers, and every single one of them faces a moment - usually after about three hours on the job - when they realise that there's no connection between law and justice.