333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

She had searched for just the right guy; sensitive and gentle and willing to wait. Quite a long search, of course. She was looking for some imaginary man who cared more about having someone to talk to and see movies with than he needed to have sex, because she was just Not Ready for That. Did I say imaginary? Well yes. Human men are not like that.

The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.

Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?

Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?"And I did. Of course I did.

Oh, I wanted this killer stopped, brought to justice, yes, certainly - but did it have to be so soon?

When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.

What, in all very seriousness, the hell was going on?