333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.

Could this be the Apocalypse ?

Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be a semi-formal occasion.

And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my secret self.

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...

Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of my life. So stupid; such pointless, obvious symbols. Totally uncontrollable anxiety soup, hateful, blatant nonsense.

And here I always thought morality was useless