333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches.

We even had dessert, which seemed to me to be pushing the distract-them-with-food ploy a little far, particularly since neither Deborah nor I was at all distracted. But it was quite good food, so it would have been barbaric of me to complain.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I’ll thank you not to use that language around me.

There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they’re working hard on that in Washington.

Nothing else loves me, nor ever will. Not even – especially – me. I know what I am and that’s not a thing to love.

But here I was, a demon on vacation, attempting the ultimate sacrifice by giving up my powers and becoming human – and so a beer was just the thing for Dipsophobic Dexter.

As Deborah had so astutely pointed out, I was engaged and still didn’t get it.

You’re driving me NORMAL!

Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn’t seem like a big deal. I’m quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.