333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

Well, then, I think we can look forward to a very good harvest this year,” I said, but neither one of them appeared to think that was worth even a tiny smile. Ah well, you do what you can to bring a little cheer into this dreary world, and if people refuse to respond to your efforts it’s their loss.

And here I always thought morality was useless.

I felt as though someone had snuck in and packed my head with beach sand, even including the bottle caps and cigarette butts.

Still, it’s always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion of people.

But it is a truism of life that no matter how much we are suffering, nobody else cares – generally speaking, nobody even notices.

That’s why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

There’s lots of bad guys out there. I can’t catch them all. To be truthful, she couldn’t catch any of them unless they hurled themselves off a building and into the front seat of her car.

There are millions of homeless children in the world – which proved again that kids were a low-value commodity, didn’t it? I mean, there are very few homeless Bentleys in the world.

Because she had formed an image of me as a ravening monster?