333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

Something it’s reassuring to know I’m not the only one pretending to be normal.

It was a little insulting to admit that a drooling dolt like Coulter might be right about something, but after all, Isaac Newton didn’t reject gravity just because the apple had a low IQ.

As I’ve said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven’t seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.

Art was creating something new, not mimicking something already in existence. What.

It didn’t seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could see nothing else to do except play kick the can and hangman with Cody and Astor, performing outrageously theatrical good-bye kisses with Rita afterward for the benefit of my stalker.

Ah, well,” I stammered, overcome by the absolute shocking effrontery and absurdity of it – were all human women crazy?

He looked natural and unrushed, and had obviously had a lot of experience at either chicanery or skulduggery, depending on which word was better suited for describing officially sanctioned mischief.

I think that’s nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.

I don’t do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.