333 Quotes by Jeff Lindsay

Anytime somebody is absolutely certain about something, they are almost always absolutely wrong

This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches

Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

What a terrible thing life can be.

Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep.

Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y nauseabundas que la conciencia suele reprimir en la mayoría de la gente. Por suerte, yo no tengo conciencia. Y las digo. -Dexter