29 Quotes by Jeff Mach

Surety is a narcotic which masks the fact that you're dying. Losing it is a gift.

Orcs live in caves. Goblins live in shadows. It's the pain of distance versus the pain of proximity.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. True friends help you move the bodies of those who turned out not to have been friends to begin with.

I was imprisoned, and no-one freed me.I cried for help, and no-one freed me.Eventually, I shook off my chains and I returned.They said, 'Why do you no longer love us?'I said, 'I realized that you have always been my chains.

Give me the ridiculous, because it's a gateway to the sublime.

There is a word for someone whose existence threatens your sanity, life, happiness, and future: human. And there is a word for someone whose existence is the hope for your sanity, life, happiness, and future: human.

First off, contrary to popular belief, I'm as human as you are. One of us should probably be ashamed of that. I'm not entirely sure that it's me.

This is a lesson in creation: The first blood of blood magic is always your own.

Burn the witch!” will always be a simpler option than, “Raise a very, very large army, cross the abysmal hells cape, battle an op- posing very, very large army, and try to figure out some way to kill the Dark Lord!” And it’s significantly more efficient to chant, as well.