63 Quotes by Jeff Ross

In the last couple of years, there has definitely been an increase in the number of wage-and-hour actions brought on behalf of computer related employees.

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

South Park called...they want their everything back.

How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?

I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.

Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.

You have such a huge career ... behind you.

Sometimes during my set I invite volunteers up on stage to get speed-roasted and I'm worried that I may have hundreds of people rushing the stage all at once. Luckily I'm a black belt in karate and I can fend them off.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?