21 Quotes by Jeff Sluman

Other days, making one or two birdies seems like it's going to be impossible.

It's hard to tell who got the better draw until you get through 36 holes. You look at the scores, and, yes, it probably was tougher later in the day. But if you're playing well, it usually doesn't matter as much.

It's difficult to win anytime, anywhere on tour now, let alone a crazy, wild format like this that's a lot of fun to be involved in, ... We are going with the same type of strategy that we have the past couple of years and see what happens.

It's weird. I was just thinking about Seinfeld this morning, because a few guys were giving me trouble for only eating muffin tops at breakfast.

This is just kind of one of those days that that because you're playing so well, it just seems easy and you kind of wonder to yourself why in the world you can't do that more often because it seems so easy,

I?m as shocked as anyone that I?m up here.

I heard the splash; I thought it was a fish. I kind of stepped away, and then I heard all the booing. I thought they were booing me for stepping away from the ball. I mean the shock, the thing goes through your body, and you are like, 'wow, this is really a tough crowd.' Then you look up and you see some clown having an identity crisis swimming around.

I think 51 players who made the cut came from one side and only 19 from the other. That's when you know you got the bad end of the draw. Most times, however, it usually all evens out.

If he wins the PGA, it's as good a year as anybody has ever had in modern times.