91 Quotes by Jeff Zentner


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    Lydia shook her head. “This is my life. Getting yelled at in a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night by somebody doing a bad impression of PG-13 fart-joke-movie comedian.

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    Funny how people move through this world leaving little pieces of their story with the people they meet, for them to carry. Makes you wonder what’d happen if all those people put their puzzle pieces together.

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    The universe – fate – is cruel and random. Things happen for many reasons. Things happen for no reason. To shoulder the burden of the universe’s caprice is too much for anyone. And it’s not fair to you.

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    Writing is something that you can learn only by doing. To become a writer, you need an imagination, which you clearly have. You need to read books, which you clearly do. And you need to write, which you don’t yet do, but should.

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    The day may come when it takes some discernment to tell when someone loves you for you and when someone wants to stand near your fire.

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    Funny how people move through this world leaving little pieces of their story with the people they meet, for them to carry.

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    Well, I started Tae Kwon Do pretty early before moving into Muay Thai – ” “What’s that?” “Muay Thai? It’s this Thai kickboxing style where you use your whole body to put force into kicks and strikes.” “Oh, like the way I eat pizza.

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    I’ve made books my life because they let me escape this world of cruelty and savagery.

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