77 Quotes by Jen Kirkman

I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me.

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make.

Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know about three words, and God forbid they ever ask you how you're doing. It's all about them!

I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.'

I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform again,' I probably would take it and be fine with it.

Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a lot of strength and dedication to carve out a life that doesn't seem normal to anyone else.

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion.