168 Quotes by Jen Lancaster

The first 'Wii Fit' games I tried were the slalom and ski jumping. I believe my spectacular failures here had more to do with the board resting on thick carpet than my shoddy balance.

I’ve always feared growing older because I thought I’d run out of interests, but what this project has taught me is that I’ve barely scratched the surface of what I could try next.

I don’t care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career – every woman needs a couple of chicks who’ll break out the sangria just because you need to vent.

I’m not lazy. I’m simply judicious about excess movement.

Until he started watching The Walking Dead. Yeah, AMC. Thanks for that. He keeps telling me that I’d enjoy the show, but judging from all the screaming, shooting, and breaking glass I hear from my office every.

Despite my best efforts, I’m not quite perfect. Let’s just say I’m like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord.

Sometimes compromise tastes like caramel macchiato.

Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

Shout long enough in capital letters and, eventually, people start to tune you out.