168 Quotes by Jen Lancaster

For me, my party views don't advance my narrative. Until I can find a way to write political satire like my idols Christopher Buckley or P.J. O'Rourke, I'll simply say what team I play for and leave it at that.

Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.

Just as I got older, I think I've become more and more conservative.

Our citizens never hesitate to take sides against one another, whether it's Democrats versus Republicans, Coke drinkers opposed to Pepsi enthusiasts or Yankee loyalists against Red Sox aficionados.

Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'

Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer.

When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior.

You know how it's almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That's me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate.

Unless 'Wii Fit' stops acting like a mean girl, it's over between us forever.