93 Quotes by Jenn Bennett

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    Lennon is the moon: often dark and hidden, but closer than any star. Always there.

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    Distichiasis. Your eyelashes. A genetic mutation that causes double rows of lashes.

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    He swore it was an accident, and that I’m “too white” and bruise too easily.

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    It’s being a capable human being, which is something I think a lot of people have forgotten how to do.

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    Why is the vegetarian Buddhist dressed like a jewel thief?

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    Too weird for jocks, and not weird enough for hipsters, I was neither freak nor geek, and that left me stranded in no-man’s-land.

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    Before, my anxiety was singing solo. Now all this weird anticipation and jumbled excitement has added some strange harmonies into the mix. I’m a barbershop quartet basket case.

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    It’s a shame I’m going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy.

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    This was the night bus, not a Journey song. Two strangers were not on a midnight train going anywhere. I was going home, and he was probably going to knock over a liquor store.

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