49 Quotes by Jenna Marbles

Here's a helpful life tip. Stand by things that are white cuz it makes you look less white.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

If you can't move your brush good, just move your face.

You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?

You can always care [about what others think]. You probably always will care. But don't let it dictate your choices and what you want and what you want to accomplish and who you want to be. Don't let anyone get in the way of that. That's being yourself.

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.