49 Quotes by Jenna Marbles

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE them - that's not your job in life. Your job in life is not to be someone else. You just want to be as good at being you as that person is at being them.

Before I go to work, I like to pump myself up by crying over my master's degree.

So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, "It's okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out."

I believe that you become yourself every single day of your life through your choices and how you think. And that's constantly changing every day... You are constantly changing, evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences... Being yourself means you think with your own mind, and you make your own choices and that makes you you.