135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

I'm so lucky I got a career in my 30s because these young girls aren't allowed to have their 20s. It's all being documented.

I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right, I just said, 'Oh well.'

The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.

You get the older version of women that you've played before.

Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.

When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts.

I think I get credit for my timing because most of the time, I really have no idea where I'm going with it.

Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.

Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating.