135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times.

If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.

No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it.

Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in - like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones.

I love that topic, the whole relationship thing, and I think that's why I love all this stuff, the Jane Austen stuff.

I hate Spanx.

I don't think men really fall in love with the outspoken girl.

When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.

I don't think my career would be as good if I were a serious actress. Comedy is less age-conscious.