135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go.

The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened.

The best thing about animated-feature people is that they are very laid-back people. You feel like you're showing up for a backyard barbecue.

I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.

Dating is... weird.

Unless you write your own movies... you can't really say what you want to say.

There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me that they wouldn't say to other people. Insulting, condescending things. They don't think I notice. But, of course, I'm taking it all in.

Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time.

It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man.