135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.

I feel that when you want to seduce a man, you really need your legs. Since all my outfits were long dresses, I have to say that I really didn’t feel sexy at all.

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous.

When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it’s to play someone very dark. Very dark – like someone involved in the drug world or some other criminal venture. Maybe someone who’s delusional or not all there or just not well. I really hope I can do that one day.

I didn’t think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.

I always date younger men. For some reason that’s just the way it’s gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.