135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

There’s definitely a psychology to making you feel important and like you’re part of the game. It’s a very special quality, especially with a first-time director.

When it’s going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it’s not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

The great thing about Jane Austen – the reason we’re all still obsessed with her – is that she gets inside a woman’s mind and she taps into our fantasies of wanting to be accepted and loved for who we are.

The British boys really, really go nuts... to them, an older woman is sexy, and it's an incredible fantasy... I think the American fantasy is still about men wanting control. Maybe American men don't feel as in control of their lives.

I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it's a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up - Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence.

Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality.

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.

Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady.