135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

I've been many people. I've been the skinny girl. I've been the fat girl. Because I've become a character actress, I sort of fell victim to 'Well, I don't have to look good anymore.'

If I wasn't an actress and I wasn't Stifler's mom, my life would be so dull.

I love Australia, and I especially love those rugby players.

I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.

It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.

I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable.

All the guys that entered The Groundlings, like Will Ferrell, already had incredible confidence, but I watched shut down women that didn't even have a personality completely become different human beings because of the training.

I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.

The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.