135 Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

I don't know what I am. I guess you can call me a character actor in the sense that I'll never be an ingenue. You know, that's over. My shot was missed. I take a normal person and make them more of a character. I don't know what that would be called.

A lot of those good-looking girl parts aren't very fun.

I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'

I can't get the serious roles. People don't see me that way.

As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.

It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per household, please.

The one thing that has helped sustain my career as an actress and a comedian is that people generally view me as fundamentally stupid.

I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his dog. I love those kind of guys.

I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.