163 Quotes by Jennifer Crusie

Zach had brought her a dog.

Nothing but good times ahead.

There never were any women who liked to cook for men everyday. There were only women who cooked for survival and pretended to like it. And now there are men who cook for survival. Like you. Think of this as survivalist training. Very macho.

Broaden your horizons. They’re the only ones you’ll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

There was something about having a plan for dinner, a recipe in hand, that made her feel much less hostile about food.

If you can’t be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Christ, I’m in a Doris Day movie.

I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.

The reason you can’t lose weight is that you’re not supposed to lose weight, you’re not built that way, and if you did manage through some stupid diet to take the weight off, you’d be like that chicken mess you just made. Some things are supposed to be made with butter. You’re one of them.